One day a cyclist chained their beloved bike to the rails outside Plymouth bus station. For some reason they didn’t come back to claim it. If you have read my post about a car becoming obscured by parking tickets near the office you might draw the same conclusions here, that the owner might be scratching his head wondering where he left it, in a coma or dead.
Whatever his condition he probably won’t want it back now anyway. In an effort to reduce the weight of the bike and improve its performance the local populace has been pimping it. Over a period of a few days they have removed all the unnecessary and weighty items like: tyres, inner tubes, wheels, gears, saddle, seat post, handlebars, stem, pedals, cranks, brakes and even cables.
All that remains, without the enterprise of removing the lock, is the forks. I wonder how long they will last?